Bloke goes into the long drop and settles himself down for a lengthy call of nature. Female voice comes from next stall: F: Hi how are you doing? M (a bit confused): Er, OK thanks F: So, what are you doing later? M: Well you know, the usual, see a few bands and that. F: So, do you want to meet up later? M (a bit freaked): Well, maybe, you know, I'm meeting my mates. F: Look, I've got to go, some weirdo in the next toilet keeps answering my questions, I'll call you back. 10 quid for a pair of wellies?? That's daylight rubbery! |
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